When Life Gives You Lemons

How I usually say it is:
When life gives you lemons...you SUCK IT UP and say, "OhHhhHh BaBeH! Where'd this taste come from? (referring to a situation, problem, consequence, etc.) How come you ain't sweet? Let me sprite it up for ya!!" (referring to an increase in motivation, better idea, etc.)

Or when I don't feel like making lemonade at times, I say:
When life gives you lemons, you lemons just taste better along with shrimp cocktails and a bowl of Vietnamese noodles. I eat you and poo you right back out like nothing happened!!! :]

How are your lemons tasting like? xDD